THE TV JUNKIE The TV Junkie is back— Head for the Hills! “But ya are, Blanche, ya are!” After taking a few months off to bask in the sun of my new abode in South Florida, I simply had to address some issues with a certain TV show and you know me, when there’s a conflagration, I can’t stay silent. Actually, even when there’s no conflagration, I have to throw in my two cents worth.
Well, kids, this is a biggie. I’m sure most of you have been watching Ryan Murphy’s brilliant series on FX, “Feud,” about the filming of What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? with spectacular performances by Susan Sarandon as Bette Davis and Jessica Lange as Joan Crawford, not to mention my friend Jackie Hoffman– who, if she doesn’t win an Emmy for this one, there is no God. Much has been said about the series, all good, or maybe great, but there have been some questions about the accuracy of some of the aspects that were portrayed.
For example, director Robert Aldrich has been quoted as saying that, “the two desperately needed a hit and thus, were quite well-behaved on set.” You’d never know it to watch their antics while filming in “Feud.” It is true that Davis sort of kicked Crawford when she was lying on the floor and, to retaliate, Crawford kind of did wear weights around her waist to aggravate Davis’ bad back, which left Davis screaming in pain.
The biggest controversy in the series is the quote that Davis supposedly gave to the Associated Press upon hearing of Joan’s death, the rather nasty “You should never say bad things about the dead, only good. Joan Crawford is dead. Good.” I’ve heard from several people that Davis never said those words and I seem to remember the wonderful female impersonator – he hated the words “drag queen” – extraordinaire, Charles Pierce use that line in his Bette Davis show.
After much digging, I finally found the truth via the ever brilliant and oh, so witty, Bruce Vilanch. According to Bruce, Davis told him that she said it not about Joan Crawford, but Miriam Hopkins, with whom she shared the screen in several films such as Old Acquaintance. If you think the feud between Crawford and Davis was intense, check out these dueling divas. Vilanch told me, “It made a better story with Crawford, but she didn’t dislike her the way she did Hopkins. She may have kicked her (Crawford) with a little too much relish. The story (of the comment) had been going around for years, way before Crawford died, with various bodies.”
To Ryan’s credit, along with writers Michael Zam and my old pal Jaffe Cohen, both actresses were written less as caricatures and more as the strong independent women they were. If you haven’t yet watched “Feud,” what the hell are you waiting for?
Until next time…